The Knights Inn disappeared so quickly there was no time to salvage anything. “I was going to walk down and talk to the foreman about those two-and-a-half D matador paintings, and Kevin Richardson wanted some of the fancy door hardware, but they tore it down in 24 hours,” said Steve Remus.
I was talking to Remus, the Niagara Artists Centre’s Minister for Energy, Minds and Resources, about the fate of St. Catharines’ mock-Spanish downtown motel. The Knights Inn was just two blocks down St. Paul Street from NAC, making it the perfect place to stay when I was doing projects with the centre. The motel was torn down, along with a massive (and musty) used bookstore, to make room for Brock University’s new downtown arts campus.
My friends and I had a lot of fun at the Knights Inn. We liked the fact that we had to check in at the transient Leonard Hotel across the street. We liked that there were two beds and a hide-a-bed in most rooms so we could stay on the cheap. We liked the harvest gold-tiled bathrooms and buzzing mini fridges. The Knights Inn was a cool little play pen, where we could pretend to be 20 year olds on a road trip again.
The night I debuted my animated-fish installation Hatchery at NAC’s Main Space, and Christine Cosby opened the collaborative (The return of) 3-D Exquisite Corpses in the adjoining Dennis Tourbin Members Gallery, a dozen of our friends made the drive from Toronto to celebrate with us. Many of them stayed at the motel that night, celebrated a birthday with cake, and all reconvened at Art’s diner for breakfast the next morning. After that, we headed to the overwhelming Factory Outlet Flea Market.
We stayed at the Knights Inn again for the 2008 installment of STRUTT, where we dressed up in elaborate outfits for each other during a pre-show cocktail party (Sven’s pink electric leotard stole the show). The Knights Inn always felt a bit cinematic, like we were all more stylish and exciting versions of our actual selves.
With the motel flattened, we’ll never know what went on behind the locked green door of the “Madrid Room”, and we’ll never host our oft-discussed summer pool party. Pity that.
White Knight, a drawing by Rob Elliott, is featured at the Niagara Artists Centre’s Small Feats fundraiser, this Saturday, April 2.